Rest of the Story...

So I know a few of you are wondering the fate of the Big Blue Van.  Just as Brian suspected, it had been stolen.  I can just picture those idiots, laughing all the way, after they hot-wired it, riding down the road in its bouncy seats.  They must have thought they were pretty smart.  Then, they must have thought themselves pretty smart to use it for their other outlaw activities over the weekend.  They must have loved that the back is so spacious, with plenty of room to fill with hot merchandise from their escapades.  Then, they must have thought themselves pretty smart to have abandoned it by the side of the road, still full of their bounty, after they had let it run out of gas...  Yea, pretty smart.