My family, under the ruse of generosity, regularly offer me their cast-offs. They lovingly give me all the Special Dark chocolates in the bag of Hershey's Minis. Why are they so loving and giving? Is it because they want me to have the best? Hmmmmm, what do you think?
Maybe someday their tastes will mature and they will realize that all these years they really have been giving me the best thing.... Such a sweet family I have.